June 2012
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mom: we're going on vacation!!
me: is there wifi
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partypeen:
instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
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theatomicboom:
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
THIS SO MUCH, it’s appalling: these people say it with so much pride and I’m just sat there like
pewpewbitch asked: ur blog i so perfect! really!!! PERFECT!
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butterflies--inside asked: lol omg aw i love you. silly ol' you, you're fucking great. the stuff you post and how funny you are, ugh. and your stuff is flawless omfg i can't with it.. you're just overall great. you deserve the cheesiest keyboard smile evuur. ":D"
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butterflies--inside asked: i remember one time you were going through my archive on my old butterflies--inside blog, and like, you made me all aofhohdfoidosh. well anywho, i'd just thought i'd let you know i'm doing the same to you right now. nbd. ~
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me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
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whompingwilllow:
I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction
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shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
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theatomicboom:
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
THIS SO MUCH, it’s appalling: these people say it with so much pride and I’m just sat there like
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colfershands:
if you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 85% of my blog
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i dont care who you are i will read your read more
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therewerebooksinvolved:
hhawkeye:
when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem
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nnonnahss:
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tsarcasm:
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
oops
more like 2.5 hours a day
more like 2.5 hours an hour
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Anonymous asked: You're so funny! :D
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joydivsion:
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
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whoslovinyou:
Whenever I see -intheround post something I just wanna go cry in a corner because everything she makes is so perfect
COMING FROM YOU? YOU FLAWLESS MOTHERFUCKER
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do you ever look at people’s urls and think who did you kill to get that
Everyday. What’s worse is thinking up a gr8 url, seeing it’s taken when you type it in the address bar and realising with dismay that it’s just a hoarded url, like…it’s not even in use. Then you sit there like: WHY U SO GREEDY TUMBLR USERS, WHY
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fagoverboard:
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
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buttgenie:
honestly have you ever taken a substitute teacher seriously
honestly
have you
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lightandwaves:
p-a-n-s-y:
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
shoutout to me for learning how to delete my browser history/msn logs/etc from an early age
crying
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password
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olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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liiteri:
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
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police: anything you say can and will be held against you
me: tom hiddleston
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neyruto:
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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lilajanet:
intelligence and the ability to state your opinions and reason using logic is the sexiest damn thing ever ok
like just flip out a well-thought-through opinion at me using an extensive vocabulary and i’m gone
1000x this omg, those people who do with words what Colonel Sanders did with KFC chicken
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Anonymous asked: wow your really active today! I like it :)
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shakeyourbodymj asked: Send this to the 10 nicest people on tumblr. If you receive this message then someone is trying to tell you that they are incredibly happy you ever joined tumblr. You are not only running a tumblr worthwhile following, but you are also a totally kind and awesome person. Without you my tumblr experience wouldn’t have been the same. <3 Thank you for being you <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY <3...
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Anonymous asked: how do you make your gifs so hd and clear?
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theoneinthemirror asked: If you receive this message then someone is trying to tell you that they are incredibly happy you ever joined tumblr. You are not only running a tumblr worthwhile following, but you are also a totally kind and awesome person. Without you my tumblr experience wouldn’t have been the same. <3 Thank you for being you <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY <3 <3 <3 <3 If you want to show someone...
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vintagemickeymouse replied to your post: CAN U MAKE A GIF TUTORIAL ? FOR GOD’S SAKE
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uppermost replied to your post: CAN U MAKE A GIF TUTORIAL ? FOR GOD’S SAKE
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Anonymous asked: CAN U MAKE A GIF TUTORIAL ? FOR GOD'S SAKE
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tomlinsarse:
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
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my celebrity crushes suck because i don’t want to have sex with them or kiss them or touch butts or anything i just want to be their best friend and work with them and have conversations and have in-jokes and somehow it’s worse
what’s worse is wanting to do all of the aforementioned things including the butt touching yet you’ll never be able to do any of them
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to any of my followers that find me intimidating:
I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
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sabrinamarceline:
i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back